On the 1st day of Snoggletog
Ruffnut gave to me
Tuffnut in a Loki tree
On the 2nd day of Snoggletog
Gobber forged for me
2 Gronckle Iron earrings
And Tuffnut hanging in a Loki tree
On the 3rd day of Snoggletog
Johann traded me
3 breast hats
2 Gronckle Iron earrings
And Tuffnut sleeping in a Loki tree
On the 4th day of Snoggletog
Astrid gave to me
4 mugs of Yaknog (barfs)
3 breast hats
2 Gronckle Iron earrings
And Tuffnut still sleeping in that tree
On the 5th day of Snoggletog
Snotlout sold me
5 Gronckle eggs ***KABOOM!!!*** (eggs explode)
4 mugs of Yaknog
3 breast hats
2 Gronckle Iron earrings
And Tuffnut waking up in Loki tree
On the 6
Rocko's Modern Life fanfic: Act 1 Scene 1 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life fanfic: Act 1 Scene 1
MICHELLE: [Narrating] Every world holds a Goddess that has gone rogue or soon will, and my job is to prevent them from conquering the world they thrive in. Each Goddess holds a different power as well as a different strength in their abilities to either destroy the world they are trapped in, or to annihilate every world in existence. I was chosen to guide these rogues out of these worlds and to bring them back to the Realm Of Judgment. I began this job as an adventurer when I was only 14 years old, now I am 19 and am now entering adventure number 735. I do not yet know of the world I am in nor the Goddess I must yet face...but I do know that
Rocko's Modern Life Fanfiction: Act 1 Scene 2 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life Fanfiction: Act 1 Scene 2
[Day-Comicbook Store]
ROCKO: [Sweeping the floor]
HEFF: [Enters store] Morning Rocko.
ROCKO: Morning Heff. What brings you here today?
HEFF: Well that's the thing Rocko. I was kind of hoping you could...well do me a solid.
ROCKO: What is it?
HEFF: Will you go on a double date with me and this girl I just met yesterday?
ROCKO: What? Now why do you need me to go on a double date? Why even go on a double date at all? Why not just the two of you go on a date alone?
HEFF: I asked her that too, and she said she wants her friend to get out more.
ROCKO: So I'll be going on a date with someone I haven't met yet while you try to impress someone you m
RMLFanfic:FinalChapterAct6Scene 6(Strong Lanuage) by WardenMamaBear, literature
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RMLFanfic:FinalChapterAct6Scene 6(Strong Lanuage)
[SUIMA'S mind]
SUIMA: *Gasping* *Huff* *Huff* *Huff*
SHADOW LORD: Are you ready to give up yet?
SUIMA: N-Never...!
SHADOW LORD: Come now Heather-
SUIMA: THAT IS NOT MY NAME ANYMORE!!! [Shoots an energy blast ball at SHADOW LORD]
SHADOW LORD: [Dodges attack]
SUIMA: ...*Huff*...*Huff*...
SHAODW LORD: Face it Suima, you are out of time and energy. There is no hope left for you. Just give up.
SUIMA: Why me...?
SHADOW LORD: ?
SUIMA: Why did you choose to torment me?! Is it because I'm a Goddess?! Or is it because I was an easy target?!!
SHADOW LORD: Neither honestly.
SUIMA: ...???
SHADOW LORD: It was because I knew your pain. I wanted to help you
Rocko's Modern Life Fanfiction: Act 6 Scene 5 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life Fanfiction: Act 6 Scene 5
[O-Town]
SUIMA: [Screeching and wailing from inner pain]
BESSI: Wh-what's going on?!
HEFF: Wow. She looks weird.
MICHELLE: She's fighting.
BESSI: Hold it. Hold it. Hold it! What do you mean she's-
MICHELLE: She was possessed...and now she's fighting back.
HEFF: So what do we do?
MICHELLE: ...You two stay here.
BESSI: What?!
HEFF: But-
MICHELLE: That's an order! [Exits]
HEFF: Yes ma'am.
BESSI: Okay.
[Other side]
MELODY: She seems worse now. What are we going to do?
ROCKO: Not sure.
MELODY: Didn't Michelle say that you would be able to-
ROCKO: Look. I'm no hero, Melody. And I never will be. Michelle is just some crazy girl who thinks she's a
Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 4 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 4
[Inside the mind of SUIMA]
SUIMA: [Witnessing destruction of the world] ...
SHADOW LORD: Is this not the perfect day?
SUIMA: ...
SHADOW LORD: Everyone who ever hurt you is now going to die. You should be happy Suima. This is what you wanted...right?
SUIMA: I never wanted this.
SHADOW LORD: Well then you should have thought of that before seeking my help all those years ago.
SUIMA: I was broken then...
SHADOW LORD: And you are no longer broken now?! You are still as hopeless and weak as when we first met! That man was not the only one who was hurt that day!
SUIMA: ......
SHADOW LORD: I seem to remember someone killing him. Oh that's right! It
Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 3 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 3
SUIMA: There is no escaping your fate mortals! Prepare to witness the end of your world! Prepare [Summons shadow minions] to perish!
[Shadow minions go on a rampage and begin terrorizing O-Town]
MICHELLE: Shit.
HEFF: Michelle what are we going to do?!
BESSI: I thought you said we had time!
MICHELLE: We did...one minute ago. Now the battle has started.
HEFF: Battle?!
MICHELLE: Yes.
BESSI: What battle?!
MICHELLE: The battle between Suima...and the darkness.
HEFF: ...
BESSI: ...
HEFF: I got none of that.
[Other side]
ROCKO: Suima doesn't seem like herself does she?
MELODY: From what I've experienced there isn't much of a difference.
ROCKO: But
Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 2 by WardenMamaBear, literature
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Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic: Act 6 Scene 2
[The Real World]
[MICHELLE, ROCKO, MELODY, BESSI, and HEFFER are all walking along a path]
HEFF: Oh man, how much farther?
BESSI: Heffer sweetie, we've only been walking for five minutes.
HEFF: Feels like seven! Why are we even walking around in this void? Shouldn't we be going back to the comic store for shelter?
MICHELLE: Our enemy is about to come to out from below the world. We can no longer hide.
HEFF: Oh...
[The group comes to a fork in the road]
BESSI: Well this isn't good.
HEFF: Which way do we go?
MICHELLE: We have to split up. Heffer and Bessi you two are with me. Rocko and Melody, you take the other path.
ROCKO: What? Are you sure